Diligent apprentice, wide-eyed and left to his own devices
op wizard dog
He attempted a household charm and promptly altered the evening sky.
Uniform remains impeccably buttoned◆Minor miscast produced major thermal output◆One candle reportedly ignited the skyline◆Official log records routine equipment misuse◆Oversized result logged as standard incident◆Owls issued formal resignation letters◆Compass bearings now redundantly dogward◆Apprentice maintains steadiness while staff file reports◆
Official Report
An entry notes: wand motion applied to candle; horizon became involved.
The Small Spell
At 11:47, op wizard dog in his customary uniform attempted a domestic warming charm on a biscuit. The aim slipped; the effect magnified beyond the pantry. The biscuit endured. The skyline did not. A molten horizon was recorded, three owls filed statements, and every compass adjusted to his location. He remained attentive, holding the wand steady as colleagues completed the necessary paperwork. The final note: cease further unsupervised casting.
op wizard dog
Refrain from assigning advanced incantations.